“Our national obsession is getting settled” – Sanjay Rajoura, Indian stand up comedian
“We like to think everyone who matters is on Twitter” – Mighty Obvious
“People use Twitter to get to home, not to find out how much crime is happening.” – Norbert Almedia. Pakistani instructor
“What was the question? I’m completely lost” – Mohammad Hanif, Pakistani author
“Yehi hota hai Twitter pe.” Karuna John, Indian Associate Editor
“If people don’t take you seriously, maybe there’s no room for you in this side of space.” – Mighty Obvious
“Most writers make the mistake of writing about themselves in their first book. Not everyone is interested” – Annie Zaidi, Journalist
“There are some really scary opinions on Twitter. Two days ago I woke up and Jinnah was trending.” Mohammad Hanif, Pakistani author
“If you want to write about yourself, make a blog and wait for somebody to read it” Jugal Mody, Indian author
“Foreigner Tourist: Is that a cow?
Sanjay Rajoura: Meray ko to gayay hi dikh rahi hai, tujhe kya dikh rahi hai?”
“Citizen Journalists? Next thing you know we will be having citizen brain specialists! How far is this going to go?” Mohammad Hanif.
Faizan Lakhani, Reporter on releasing news before his TV channel “My employers asked me – salaray hum detay hain ya Twitter?”
“I came to Twitter for a one night stand, then I fell in love with it. Now, Twitter and I are getting married” Karuna John
Mohsin Siddiqui “If you have columnists why do you have blogs?” Bilal Lakhani, Express Tribune “We dont’ pay our bloggers.”
“Is mulk main… Apni mulk ki baat kar raha hun. Kuch ho na ho, settle sab hojatay hain. Har ghar main ek daadi hoti hain jo potay ki shakal dekhay bina marti nahi hai” Sanjay Rajoura